
Chen Chen
song
straight guy with big butt crosses the home depot parking lot
big butt on a straight guy
but god,
in ugly khakis
straight guy with big butt struts across the home depot lot
with a butt like that he can’t help
but strut
but fuck,
in ugly khakis
straight guy with big god of a butt he’s a big buttgod but he’s got
on ugly khakis
god fuck
he’s got on
khakis so ugly they are the zenith, the platonic ideal of khakis
straight guy with big butt walks across the home depot lot
with his (sorry) buttless girlfriend
who must be (never sorry) staring
at his butt its heft his buttocks their bulk & truth the whole
whole time because what else compares what else sings
“nothing compares 2 u”
about itself
about such butt
even when it must reside (sigh) in (so sorry) khakis